New Orleans Flood Victims Speak Out in Support of
Government Response
Amidst growing criticism towards President Bush and
the federal government concerning the slow response to rescue the
citizens of New Orleans this week, it might surprise you that some
NOLA residents think the government has done a stellar job. We let
them tell their story.
"Well, I didn't vote for Mr. Bush in either elections and
to be honest I didn't think his policies would reflect well on the
poor and the black in this country but after the amazing effort
put forth by his administration to help us down here in New Orleans
I must say I've changed my tune. This man cares and it shows, thank
God and thank you Mr. Bush" - Gladys Mossberger
- Orleans Parish
"It was pretty rough going that first day, and I don't
mind tellin' you I was darned scared. But when the FEMA people and
national guard showed up the day after the hurricane and began delivering
food and water I knew we were gonna be OK. The job they did was
nothing short of amazing.
Delbert Gillis - Orleans Parish
Condoleeza Rice says Race not an Issue
Abandoning her usual doorag and layered cotton petticoats, Secretary
of State Condoleeza Rice attended a negro baptist church today attired
in a stunning Chanel dress suit. When questioned by reporters about
race being a possible reason for the government's slow response to
hurricane Katrina, Condoleeza responded by saying "nobody wants
to see Americans suffer, and I think everybody understands that."
President Invents New Guitar Chord
The President, already known to many as something of a Renaissance
man, demonstrates yet another of his amazing skills as he unleashes
a heretofore unknown guitar chord before the American public. Although
criticized for this photo taken during the second day of hurricane
Katrina's devastion, white house spokesmen were guick to point out
that a hundred years from now or a week from now when the
dead and homeless of NOLA are long gone and forgetten, President
Bush's contribution to western music will still be felt
Funnyman William Rehnquist Struck Down in the Prime
of Life
Many were stunned on Sunday when vibrant, life loving comedian William
'Willy' Rhenquist was taken from us. Mr. Rehnquist spent his life
entertaining us with his colorful antics and wise cracks as leader
of the comedy troupe known as The Supreme Court. The highlight of
his career had to be an outlandish gag played on his audience in the
year 2000 when millions voted in the presidential election only to
find their votes were never counted and a slow witted man had replaced
the real president. Willy, you will be missed.
The
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