September 16, 2005
Feds Prepare to Invade New Orleans
September 16, 2005
Feds Prepare to Invade New Orleans
September 16, 2005
Feds Prepare to Invade New Orleans
NEW ORLEANS, LA - (Transcript of President Bush's September 15 speech) Good Christians, friends and fellow citizens of this great land, 150 years ago our forefathers began the great reconstruction of the south after it had been ravaged by the civil war. We are now embarking on a similar venture and accordingly I am taking whatever steps necessary to insure the full economic recovery of the gulf coast region and the city of New Orleans. Firstly, displaced peoples will be encouraged to take root in their new adopted homes. As my mother pointed out, many seem to be much happier in their various shelters than they were in the hovels of New Orleans. This will open up wasted real estate formerly occupied by housing projects and korean liquor stores for corporate development. Secondly, I will put into place measures that will encourage businesses to grow in these afflicted areas. This means tax cuts, the repeal of minimum wage laws and the outlawing of unions. To facilitate this process I've appointed my senior advisor, Karl Rove, to head the newly formed Bureau of Refugees, Freedmen, and Abandoned Lands which will allow for the speedy awarding of contracts and dispersal of government funds. With God's help we can rebuild this once vital area into a vision of America as it should be. In the name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, I thank you and God bless America.