Golden Valley, AZ – Shown here in a 1991 photo utilizing his “convenience add-on” at his customized double-wide near Dothan, Alabama, Mr. John “Jackie” Paper, in an exclusive for DrollNews,  agreed to sit down with us to recap his turbulent life since we lost track of him in the mid-1960’s.  

DN – So how’s life?  How have you been?

JP -  It’s not easy man…I mean one day you’re a cute little boy with a giant pet dragon and everybody wants to talk and sing about you.  The next thing you know you’re all grown up and you can’t even talk to your giant dragon friend without getting fired by that bastard Jerry at the Wal-Mart in Dothan.

DN – But it says in the song that one day you stopped going to the land called Honalee to visit that rascal Puff.

JP – That was a song, man.  They just make up crap like that so it will sell.

DN – So you still go to Honalee?

JP – No man!  Don’t you get it?  There IS no Honalee, man. 

NP – No Honalee?

JP – Not unless you call the Texaco QuickStop on 93, Honalee.

DN – Up until a few hours ago I didn’t think there was a Little Jackie Paper either.

JP -  You don’t think I’m real?!?!?  You don’t think this 12-ton green dragon sittin’ next to me is real?!?!?

DN -  Sure…whatever.  What lead you to the outskirts of Kingman, where you now reside?

JP -  There’s this militia that’s fightin’ the Man and they just might be able to use a mean-tempered dragon.  Nobody F’s with Puff.  Nobody!