Coalition Forces Eliminate Saddam's Three Sadistic Sons

 

Odai Hussein

Qusay Hussein

Sogay Hussein

Mosul, Iraq -  Marines from the 101st Airborne killed three of Saddam Hussein's bloodthirsty offspring in a 5 hour firefight early this morning.  Odai, known for his barbaric treatment of Iraqi athletes and womanizing, and his younger brother Qusay, head of Iraq's Bathist military forces and heir apparent to Saddam's office were killed during the conflict.  Odai and Qusay were the Aces of Diamonds and Hearts, respectively, in the Coalition's Deck of Iraqi Most Wanted Cards.  The lesser known Sogay Hussein was also killed during the skirmish.  Sogay, best known for repeatedly putting adhesive tape on the arms of unsuspecting political foes, and then pulling it off really fast, does not appear in the well-publicized Most Wanted Deck.  Instead he is featured as "M is for Maypole" in the Coalition's "Know Your Alphabet" Flash Card series.